Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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