ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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