Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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