Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i came on her dog
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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