I'm really into asian looking animals
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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