Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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