They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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