Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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