Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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