It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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