O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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