if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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