i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
did i just pee glitter
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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