Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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