there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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