I'm drive I can fine osifer
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
We’re leaving where are you
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