I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
