Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
