Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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