You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
