If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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