Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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