He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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