Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just googled if crying burns calories
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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