OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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