I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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