The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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