Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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