All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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