didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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