So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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