Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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