i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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