that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
