i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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