Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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