Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
