let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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