no. you can't hotbox the world.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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