so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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