just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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