i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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