Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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