I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ttyl tear gas
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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