i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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