have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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