Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
operation harelip BJ is a go
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
