How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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