if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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