The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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