Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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