why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
