I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
