Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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