at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Randomize
