they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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