How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
