WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Terrible idea I love it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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