That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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